A Pattina refers to a hairy vagina that is frequently unserviceable due to a variety of hygiene related issues. A useless twat.
"Hey bro, what happened between you and that girl you were seeing?"
"It just wasn't working out, she was a lazy pattina."
"It just wasn't working out, she was a lazy pattina."
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Get the pattina mug.A strong believer in whatever comes out of putin’s pie hole. Nowadays is most commonly found dead littering Ukrainian territory.
by r3n the Ukrainian July 23, 2022
Get the putinoid mug.The Russian or Communist equivalent of “Bless Trump” or “Bless Kim” in the aftermath of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. When an oft-unforgiving world is divinely commanded to bless or love their political enemy rather than curse or hate them—an almost impossible human thing to do sans the love of Christ and the obedience not to harbor ill will vis-à-vis those who have wronged, harmed, or killed others.
Guesstimate how many people today outside Russia and Crimea would obediently bless Putin rather than curse him— and his gang of murderers and mercenaries—in spite of their evil acts.
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Get the Putain mug.2 Gay men cover themselves in honey, then roll around in feathers. Then 1 man jacks off into his hand, and feeds the semen to the other man.
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Other: "No dude."
You: "Huh, guess you were to busy PUTIN THESE BALLS IN YOU MOUTH!"
Other: "No dude."
You: "Huh, guess you were to busy PUTIN THESE BALLS IN YOU MOUTH!"
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