Waxing my Bat

To Masterbate

Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first

by Sintelliner August 17, 2021

wax(ing) lips

Wax (ing) lips- passionate kissing, make out session.

Mary and and I are wax(ing) lips beneath the old evergreen right now.

by Mr. Wicked December 2, 2016

Wax Mouth

The throat forms a "wax" like build-up, causing minor-mild loss of taste. This irritation is caused mainly by giving a male felacio, or "blow-jobs".

She can't taste hot food due to her wax mouth.

by MrD88 March 14, 2023

waxing your Jimmy

Pretending that you are "servicing" yourself in the back of the bus and your bus driver calls you out

"Ay! You back there!"
"Yo."
"Stop waxing your Jimmy!!!"
"Whaaa?"
"Or shucking your corn...whatever they call it these days!"

by Flubber Gassing September 12, 2011

waxing the rocket

Masturbation with the intent of cumming ferociously.

My horniness astounds me, I will be waxing the rocket to relieve this pressure.

by Jacknapier75 January 6, 2016

Wax Sad

An impact of the Wax market going to a level, where you can't afford a purchase of wax

Wax are going up, so I can't afford it, therefore i'm Wax sad

by Kongen69420 August 24, 2021

wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.

michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95

by GM September 10, 2003