muskeg titties

this is the title given to fat women in their mid forties who do not shower as often as any other human worth a shit does. these women dismiss most, if not all hygienic routines from their daily lives and regularly wears bowl cuts or dike cuts with bleach blond streaks in it.

often miss-interpreted as an overweight trailer-trash lesbian.

dude- aww man! look at muskeg titties over there!
friend- peel off the scabs and youre good to go!

by filthy ronald October 21, 2010

Titty McCooch

Titt•y Mc•Cooch

plural: Teet-McCüchz

origin: (dual origin) From the Greek word tiētō and the American fast-food chain McDonalds

Definition: extremely impressive and admirable; inspiring great respect and dip snaps; very traditional in some cultures

~At a wedding ceremony~
Priest/Elvis (in Vegas): Do you Horace, take Agatha to be your lovely wedded wife?
Horace: I d-
Guy in the audience: Ooooo Oooooooo!!!! We've got an open bar!!!! Titty McCooch!!!

by Konichiwa Jones April 30, 2011

titty dribble

when a small amount of milk secretes from a breast when you become aroused or hot.

is that titty dribble or are just happy to see me?

by fat sweaty chode October 6, 2008

Titty whipped

whippedbig titties titty whipped

She whipped his face with her big titty. She titty whipped him.

by Puddle Muffin June 13, 2020

Titty Jelly

When a man has climaxed in the area between your tits. Titty Jelly.

Bob : "I'm going to totally give you some Titty Jelly!"

Sue : "Oh yay! I love me some Titty Jelly!"

by The Kabob Duo April 9, 2009

fool's titties

Titties (breasts) that appear to be larger than they really are.

Her titties were surely looking nice and big in that shelf bra but when she took it off they were merely little fool's titties.

by KVMAN October 9, 2007

shitty titty

Not necessarily a "titty that is shitty" but actually used to express anger or frustration. Most widely used when something doesn't go your way or you hurt yourself but most common in extremely chill environments such as in a housey or on a boat.

John: Jimmy just got absolutely raped. That's too bad.
Nick: Shitty titty...

Ahhhh shitty titty I spilled my beer.

Shitty titty it's hot in here.

This party is one big shitty titty. No beer and no girls.

by bluedevil627 August 18, 2011