Suf The Loaf

someone needs Suf The Loaf to cut their bread

I can't cut my bread I need Suf The Loaf

by james bond 123456789 September 10, 2018

allow us to acquire this loaf

let's get this bread

Person 1: Bruh I'm so sick of being broke. :/
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you

by How To Be Ignorant 101 October 08, 2019

Pinch A Loaf

Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.

Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021

Loafed up

To wear the most land-slapper dirt-parter 3000 church-goers pair of loafers

Man was loafed up wearing John 3:16’s Dr Facilier praise the lords 5S

by Worn Forrest September 07, 2021

Cat Loaf

A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.

"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"

by bobbly bob November 04, 2022

cat loaf

Term used for cats with a light brown to tannish fur color that commonly like to lay down in lasagna trays or boxes.

Can also mean someone with no life who is obsessed with animals and plays too much Roblox.

Person 1: im so cool
Person 2: LMFAOO stfu jacob youre a cat loaf

by kasii9 November 13, 2021

wanna loaf?

When someone is handling a large loaf of fiberglass insulation and they offer it to you as a joke.

Hey Jacob, wanna loaf?

by Walking_Lazarus October 03, 2019