Hotness Scale 2.0

An elaborate way to rank girls which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:

(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)

"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."

by Tahm May 17, 2008

1-10 Scale

1-Hideous, you can't stand looking at them and is just awful looking and unattractive.

1 1/2-Still not good looking but close to being almost just ugly. For a 1 1/2 means a lot.

2-Monster

3-You just don't find them attractive and can't help the way you feel. 3 is a harsh rating but usually easy to get over.

4-Just plain ugly

5-Average, may be slightly good looking but long way

5 1/2-So close to getting past average

6-Cute, they don't make you horny.

7-Attractive but doesn't make you sexually driven.

8-Hot

9-Sexy

10-You find them completely SEXY! You would have sexual relations with them.

Trey: What is Linda on a 1-10 scale?

Aaron: Eww, she's a 2.

by tamtam27 October 23, 2010

attractive age scale

6-7- cute usually hyper
8-9-at the un-mature age
10-11- still don't know what a booty is
12-13- finally in middle school and trying to learn the mature stage
13-14- mostly mature but still dumb inside
14-15- usually the smart ones who know what life is
16+ have there life figured out

"omg I'm so attractive age scale in like a 15"

by Picklestix September 17, 2016

shower material scale

Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower

1- ugliest fattest person ever

2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates

3- eh your some what decent tred carefully

4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking

5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing

Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.

I bet he was gay before he did time

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

Reek-ter Scale

A scale used to measure how horrible something smells (reeks). Similar to a Richter scale that measures the strength of earthquakes, the Reek-ter scale measures the level of disgust generated by a particular smell.

Damn it Joe! Stop farting! Your ass is measuring an 8 point 0 on the Reek-ter scale. If that shit gets any worse, you're gonna take 5 years off my life.

by SavageHeart December 21, 2016

Thou Graham Scale

A scale in which rates someone’s thickness. The graham scale is also know as the graham scale of thiccums and a very high rankling is very rare.

“Jesus dude her ass is so fat, I rank her a 7.67965 on Thou Graham Scale.”

by Will jowers fan boy April 19, 2019

Thou Chill Scale

A scale in which ranks someone’s chillness. If you are ranked a 9 on thou chill scale, that means you are absurdly chill.

“Helen Winn is not hot but she is very chill. I rate her a 9.78 on thou chill scale.”

by Will jowers fan boy April 19, 2019