An elaborate way to rank girls which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:
(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
by Tahm May 17, 2008
Get the Hotness Scale 2.0mug. 1-Hideous, you can't stand looking at them and is just awful looking and unattractive.
1 1/2-Still not good looking but close to being almost just ugly. For a 1 1/2 means a lot.
2-Monster
3-You just don't find them attractive and can't help the way you feel. 3 is a harsh rating but usually easy to get over.
4-Just plain ugly
5-Average, may be slightly good looking but long way
5 1/2-So close to getting past average
6-Cute, they don't make you horny.
7-Attractive but doesn't make you sexually driven.
8-Hot
9-Sexy
10-You find them completely SEXY! You would have sexual relations with them.
1 1/2-Still not good looking but close to being almost just ugly. For a 1 1/2 means a lot.
2-Monster
3-You just don't find them attractive and can't help the way you feel. 3 is a harsh rating but usually easy to get over.
4-Just plain ugly
5-Average, may be slightly good looking but long way
5 1/2-So close to getting past average
6-Cute, they don't make you horny.
7-Attractive but doesn't make you sexually driven.
8-Hot
9-Sexy
10-You find them completely SEXY! You would have sexual relations with them.
by tamtam27 October 23, 2010
Get the 1-10 Scalemug. A scale in which ranks someone’s chillness. If you are ranked a 9 on thou chill scale, that means you are absurdly chill.
by Will jowers fan boy April 19, 2019
Get the Thou Chill Scalemug. When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.
by Sir banter of banter-ville May 21, 2016
Get the donkey ball scalesmug. guy 1: My dick is like the size of a push pop fully extended
guy 2: how’d you know that?
guy 1: the push-pop scale duh
guy 3: My dick is the size of a push pop with the cap on :,(
guy 2: how’d you know that?
guy 1: the push-pop scale duh
guy 3: My dick is the size of a push pop with the cap on :,(
by qwerty224 January 18, 2022
Get the push-pop scalemug. 6-7- cute usually hyper
8-9-at the un-mature age
10-11- still don't know what a booty is
12-13- finally in middle school and trying to learn the mature stage
13-14- mostly mature but still dumb inside
14-15- usually the smart ones who know what life is
16+ have there life figured out
8-9-at the un-mature age
10-11- still don't know what a booty is
12-13- finally in middle school and trying to learn the mature stage
13-14- mostly mature but still dumb inside
14-15- usually the smart ones who know what life is
16+ have there life figured out
by Picklestix September 17, 2016
Get the attractive age scalemug. by Yogidogibear September 3, 2019
Get the Dummy spitting scalemug.