Spot Weld

When a loser who has little to no contact with girls finally gets touched by a girl or a stripper and immediately blows a load in his pants but says nothing.. Then said load dries and his junk is stuck to the front of his pants...

We got Chuck a lapdance at the strip club lastnight and he totally spot welded himself to the front of his pants during the dance.

Harp had never been with a girl before, when she took her top off it caused him to spot weld himself to the front of his pants.

by Ref Rob G February 2, 2010

mayor's spot

(n) the parking space nearest to your destination; the best parking spot.

Alright! I've got the mayor's spot. -- Edgar Allan Poe

by d-cup July 7, 2006

spot on me

To Have Commited a Error in Judgement.

john: " I told you mike to take the freeway look at all this traffic"

Mike: " I know Spot on me"

by Tristan k July 28, 2006

magic spot

The entry to the ass hole.

"I poked her magic spot, and really freaked her out!"

by Jeronimo R. June 6, 2008

spot rape

When you're attempting to locate a parking spot at the mall around Christmas, and you scope out a fine spot, but your spot is mercilessly thieved away by someone slightly closer. Symptoms of spot rape include anger, rage, wrath, and violence.

That dumb bitch in the Prius spot raped my ass when she snagged that spot 2 rows out from the door.

by OptimusRhyme December 21, 2008

Bendy Spot

Noun
The spot in which a larger persons knee should be, except instead of a knee cap there are jello filled wire hangers called Bendy Spots.

Alex, just let me punch you in the bendy spot.

by Stephan Daniels September 29, 2008

bang spot

A place in which sexual intercourse between people has occurred.

Kate and Joe had sex at their favorite bang spot last night.

My favorite bang spot is the back seat of my car.

The beds in college dorm rooms are typical bang spots.

by Llezo December 15, 2009