Yo Momma

A answer to any question someone doesnt know the answer to

Teacher: Ok, Mark what is the captial city of Jamacia
Mark:emmm...errr. Yo Momma *laughs happily and hi-5s his friend*

by Liam=] May 4, 2009

yo momma

yo momma is the strongest fighter in the yo momma verse. she soloed goku and god

"oh my god...ITS YO MOMMA"

by SleepySanti August 19, 2022

Momma’s child

Momma’s child is a man/woman regardless of age that takes care of his/her mother. Momma’s child is the great child to check up on mom. Kind’ve like God’s child. A saint that looks out for mom 100% of the time and does for mom at least 75% of the time. A child that treads lightly and attempts not to inconvenience their mother. A child that will repay their mother for any unintended inconveniences. The one that feels close to mom that will hand deliver the most respect. With a momma’s child a mother can live with this child and spoil their mom rather than a mommas boy/girl who will leach off their mother like they’re still on their mom’s tit. A mommas girl/boy is quite the opposite. A mommas girl/boy will accept any and everything from mom. This kid will have mom take care of them and spoil them. This child will live with their mom like a little kid and reap all the benefits of their mom till the very end. A mommas boy/girl is fully acceptable and not at all demeaning as an adolescent or incapable/incapacitated adult however, as an able bodied adult, they should be entirely ashamed . They dont consider their mother enough. They’re just there for the benefit of having a mom. They typically make false promises to their mothers about how when they make it she’ll be taken care of but almost never take the required actions to take care of her in any way they can in the moment. Same rules apply for daddy’s child and daddy’s boy/girl.

kind of you to check in on her, you are your momma’s child.

You’re NOT a momma’s boy! You are your momma’s child.

You are your momma’s child taking care of her like that.

I take care of my mom because I’m my momma’s child.

by BigBossNRG September 2, 2023

on da momma

it’s like on god but on da momma

i fucked yo mom on da momma

by on da momma November 10, 2022

Momma shera’s special

When you shove cheese curds from cook out up your ass while fucking a cheeseburger from cookout at the same time

Chuckles:Have u seen the sub for mr.shaffers class

Landon:Yeah she was hiding behind the desk doing momma shera’s special

by Theodih October 30, 2025

Gettelag (aka momma noodle)

A TikToker who is a mom to very many noodle children she left her children on live without her for over a second so they started a koala cult against her but they still love her 😌💓😡✨🐨 by elliee75

Gettelag (aka momma noodle) has that many children she is now on birth control!! 🤪💓🍜🍜

by elliee75 July 22, 2020

L momma

Usually named griffin flesher. Has the tendency to be a looser who will overly bicker on unnecessary subjects, and act thug around large groups due to small man complex

“Griffin is such a L momma!”

by Sir of facts December 26, 2022