donk market

A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.

Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"

Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!

by TGW75 September 7, 2010

DONK

A type of fast UK house music with a characteristic PVC pipe thwack music.

Heyyyyy we got glonky listening to donk at Glastonbury

by Swampi August 27, 2025

Badonky donk

1 : A grouping of humorous individuals that are associated with the terms Birdbrained and Slapstick .

2: Having nice glutes

"A Badonky donk laughed at their own pleasantry "

"Nice Badonky donk"

by Dwanye September 17, 2021

Donkness

Being as Stupid or dumb as a Farm Animal or a Donkey. Stupidity exceeding limits of a human being.

Your Donkness is way more than i expected.

Dont show your Donkness around here please.

by MonstanLushi November 11, 2013

donk

some counter-strike player or something. He's pretty good tho

FaZe: can't believe donk fucked us up again!

by edranka June 3, 2024

Donk

An Australian Slang Term Used To Describe A Large, Powerful Engine, Usually a V8

Yeah, My Commadore Has A Donk Under The Hood

by Lucidity_OF_FRFR February 8, 2024

Blah-Donka-Donk

A random middle aged big booty hoe you could’ve done without smashing

I met this lady last night, I was semi bored and tired but she had a donk so, ya know she was a blah-Donka-donk

by Sh/It May 27, 2025