Craig

A Craig is someone who is from Nuevo Laredo, but claims to be from Monterey.

Stop being such a Craig

by What’saberga January 29, 2021

Craig

Someone you can make disappear without a lot of thought or effort if you got the money.

Girl- Oh, I thought that guy was a Craig when I said that hilarious thing about the hitman. I didnt know what I was saying. I would have never said that if I knew what I was saying.
Guy- Not everybody thought it was hilarious.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2020

Craig

It’s the name of a best mate a mate you can bring with you!

Remember the day I found my Craig

Dankpods 2020

by Basetrack8 December 28, 2021

Craig Matz

A failed attempt at flexing nuts; huge chochbag, small wiener.

Person A:Hey go find out how to shoot the pan in the backyard.
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz

by Craig Matz August 5, 2021

Craig Sellers

A hot sexy hunk of meat, some call him daddy or mommy I call him God.

I want to have sex with Craig Sellers.

by Not AlexTheKidMg November 23, 2021

Craig

Craig is the best sex partner you can dream of, he will fuck you till you can’t move anymore and think that god has snatched your soul

My whole day was bad untill I seen Craig

by Big Jenny November 23, 2021

craig

craig can be bought for seven dollars on ebay. he is top quality and never in stock.

i heard someone was selling craig on ebay!
how much?

seven hundred cents

by iishark May 9, 2022