A redneck that holds his guns, hunt'n, knives, drink'n and mud'n to the highest standard. These men often be-little women, take advantage of them in every way, are highly racist, sexist, ageist, and any other 'ist' that you can think of. They also care little about anyone but there close knit group of other fellow good ol' boys that will amount to very little. Future aspirations of a good ol' boy include: local butcher, pizza delivery boy, or bar back. Their family lineage is less of a tree and more of a stick, as it is common for them to procreate with a cousin or 2nd cousin.
Mike- "Hey Travis, Let's get all the good Ol' boys together and go see what kind of tail we can scrape up."
Travis- "Hey MiKe, that sounds like a swell idea but I just go diagnosed with herpes."
Mike- "that's ok, they dont have to know."
Travis - "Oh ya, why should I tell them?! Also let's go frog gigg'n after. "
Mike - "I reckon that sounds like a hootenanny of a time!"
Travis- "Hey MiKe, that sounds like a swell idea but I just go diagnosed with herpes."
Mike- "that's ok, they dont have to know."
Travis - "Oh ya, why should I tell them?! Also let's go frog gigg'n after. "
Mike - "I reckon that sounds like a hootenanny of a time!"
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by Captain Hammerpenis April 22, 2008
Get the Good Ole Tom mug.The dude puts chap stick up the librarian's vagina and plays it like a trombone until his lips become unchapped.
Librarian Cari- Do you still have those cold-sores?
Al- Yea, they hurt really bad.
Cari- OK, just come with me and I'll give you some of my Ol' Tuba Lips.
Al- Yea, they hurt really bad.
Cari- OK, just come with me and I'll give you some of my Ol' Tuba Lips.
by Dusty Cox March 20, 2009
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This big ol' dicker I met the other day said he hates Muslims.
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by alexmxoore6969 November 20, 2016
Get the big ol' dicker mug.A generic archetype for an anecdotal old person or animal; usually derogatory when used towards an old man ie, geezer, but can be used as a term of endearment for pets that resemble an old man .
"Just remember to pay ol' Man Mcgee his dues!" (using terse air quotes around Ol' man McGee, insinuating that this person is old, crotchety and greedy)
"Oh look at that old man dog, he's so cute! Look at me, I'm ol' man Mcgee!" (said while playing with the dog using affectionate dog speech)
"Hey kids, I'm ol' man McGee, stay off my lawn or I'll cane ya!" (said in an Adam Sandler comedic pitch)
"Oh look at that old man dog, he's so cute! Look at me, I'm ol' man Mcgee!" (said while playing with the dog using affectionate dog speech)
"Hey kids, I'm ol' man McGee, stay off my lawn or I'll cane ya!" (said in an Adam Sandler comedic pitch)
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