n. a male whore. one who spends his finances, free-time and energy sleeping with (or attempting to sleep with) as many women as possible. standards are irrelevant; the he-whore simply wants to add notches to his bedpost and often will sleep with buffet queens, co-workers, cougars, sorostitutes, the inebriated and the mentally under-developed.
he-whores can be identified by their habitual over-grooming, watching themselves in any mirror they walk past, and dressing in clothing meticulously selected to appear as though they don't care what they are wearing at all. they are insecure and require frequent validation (eg: why yes, Ben, your pecs do look bigger!).
v. to attempt to sleep with a vast array of women through any means possible. see definition of he-whore, noun, above.
he-whores can be identified by their habitual over-grooming, watching themselves in any mirror they walk past, and dressing in clothing meticulously selected to appear as though they don't care what they are wearing at all. they are insecure and require frequent validation (eg: why yes, Ben, your pecs do look bigger!).
v. to attempt to sleep with a vast array of women through any means possible. see definition of he-whore, noun, above.
noun: man, that VonDielingen guy is a real he-whore - he had sex with his fat neighbor last night, and showed up late to his girlfriend's birthday party!
verb: my good friend Ben has been he-whoring for years- I think he finally got genital warts.
verb: my good friend Ben has been he-whoring for years- I think he finally got genital warts.
by doctor hotpants September 12, 2009
Get the he-whoremug. A person who has sexual relationships with people in order to get money and/or other benefits from them but who also requires that the people they use be in love with them. Narcissistic whores do not care what you look like only that you make them the center of your world and give them attention and money whenever they ask for it.
My friend Dave is all caught up with a narcissistic whore ...she totally brain fucked him and has him paying her rent while she screws other guys in the apartment!
by Luvluv21 May 27, 2018
Get the Narcissistic Whoremug. When you see girls walking around the town with a massive handbag hanging off their arm at the elbow, always with their arm's bent at 90 degrees.
by The_dawg October 24, 2008
Get the whore elba (whore elbow)mug. The logic used by whorish women to justify their whorish behavior in reference to their two timing ways
Her whore logic allowed her to tell me straight faced "I slept with him because I missed you so much"
by Charlie Bensen July 26, 2010
Get the whore logicmug. When a woman performs a sexual act and after (or during) said act calculates the relative worth of act. Often, this is followed by demands for remuneration from the recipient of act.
Damn, Tiffany gave me the hottest blowjob last night... then she ruined it by doing whore math and making me take her out to dinner afterward instead of just going to sleep.
by Drewy The Devil July 23, 2010
Get the Whore mathmug. Someone, who doesn't actually likes music, but can sing every single top 10 chart tracks.
This personal generally has no idea of music, but solely enjoys everything and anything his/her's radio disc jockey plays.
This personal generally has no idea of music, but solely enjoys everything and anything his/her's radio disc jockey plays.
Saul 'Hey man, check out this album i got, it's John Coltrane's original Blue Train'
Hunter 'Oh, I think i have that on torrent, it's that track with Flo-rida, right?'
Saul 'You fuckin chart whore... and what kinda name is hunter'
Hunter 'Oh, I think i have that on torrent, it's that track with Flo-rida, right?'
Saul 'You fuckin chart whore... and what kinda name is hunter'
by GPSK September 9, 2010
Get the Chart Whoremug. A girl you don't really care about beyond a booty call who ends up weasling her way into sleeping over your house after you bang her, and keeping you up with her snoring.
I didn't even want to take any girls home last night because I was tired and didn't want to get stuck next to some stupid snore whore.
by dizzy the dynosaur October 11, 2009
Get the snore whoremug.