noodley 

to resemble the traits of a well cooked noodle, especially when under the influence of alcohol.

I drank way too much last night, I was a bit too noodley

Dude,
you were such a noodle last night... what were you drinking???????????

noodley by charles1211111111 March 8, 2016

Noodle Tits 

Tits that have long nipples

" I pulled down her shirt and she had noodle tits"

Noodle Tits by XXXSuckMyFuckXXX April 2, 2016

Noodle Hoe 

When a hoe has not washed her hair for a consecutive amount of days, and has become greasy, oily, and nasty stands of shiny, noodle-like hair.

Laquanda: OHHHH SHIT Tyrone! Dat bitch be having dat clumpy greasy noodles down to her ass ! Does she know what a shower is ?
Tyrone: Lanqunda, dat bitch over there is a Noodle Hoe !

Noodle Hoe by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty April 26, 2016

noodle salad 

When a bunch of dudes put there flaccid penises in a girls mouth

Let's all enjoy a noodle salad in Emma's mouth

noodle salad by Milomoseley September 24, 2016

Noodle doodle 

When you walk into a shop and then ask for a 'noodle doodle' to get a micro noodle or kimchi

Noodle doodle Jane please

Noodle doodle by Toddw2004 September 13, 2016

noodle jizz game 

One man needs lots of foreskin. Two men dock tip to tip and the man with the large foreskin wraps it over the other man's dick and then proceeds to jack off which jacks off both dicks at once. It's like the noodle game you played in the pool where you blow as hard as you can to get the water to go into the other person's mouth except now it's with jizz and you win if you can either over power their cum or beat them to it.

Noah and I played the noodle jizz game last night but he won and I got so full!

noodle jizz game by Kool kids klub leader January 10, 2017

Noodity 

a state of serenity produced by the enjoyment and fulfillment of noodles of all sort.

I love noodity, I need to get some noods, are you down with some ramen

Noodity by Tazark June 11, 2017