nonce

british slang for a pedophile. aka. my music teacher.

"mate our music teacher is SUCH a nonce"

for real. i swear he wants to keep kids back to touch em or somethin

by OrphanMurderer:) January 16, 2022

Nonce

Being one of a kind and Beaty queen

Omg gurleen is such a nonce

by Parmind May 15, 2022

Nonce

Shani

Shani is a nonce Cus she’s in love with youngers

by Jamieeeee18 July 25, 2021

Nonce

Someone who is beautiful and gorgeous. A person who is known for their beauty and looks.

Wow, I look like a nonce today!

by Urmomspussyhole May 3, 2022

Foot nonce

Brandon, a tall slender feller from Nuneaton town who wants to know where them toes are at.

Oh boi where them toes at mate.said the foot nonce

by Dave cabbage December 20, 2021

nonce

nonce is what you call you dad

my nonce was being really annoying today

by lolum February 12, 2022

Dry noncing

A joyless act of noncing performed during a period of sobriety

He was so bored at the party, he ended up dry noncing a boar

by Foinqy January 31, 2024