nonce

pedophile

Stephen : Do you know that lady over there?
John : Yea, I do. She's a nonce, she had sex with a 15 year old.

by iJocker May 30, 2018

nonce-a-lot

someone that gives off such strong nonce vibes that they appear to be knighted and respected by the official community

*sees someone putting peanut butter on peppers*

some poor man: “wow that guys a nonce-a-lot”

by shawtyy6969 August 24, 2021

nonce

pedophile

James Marriott is a nonce

by kashootme420 May 27, 2020

Nonce

Someone who deliberately plays for snookers in a fun pairs game.

Dave and Jack are nonces for slotting the white in behind the black.

by Nonceynonce55 June 13, 2019

nonce

very kind good hearted person who loves their friends

friend 1: i love you freind
friend 2: you nonce!!
friend 1: i know i cant help it!!

by jskshsuvsishajdv April 9, 2024

FUCKING BIG NONCE

Some one who likes to touch kids and is big

Connor you are a FUCKING BIG NONCE!

by D4n13lx1thenonceslayer December 1, 2018

Cat Nonce

Someone who puts their middle finger up the rectum of a cat

Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce

by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021