gay russian

a drink consisting of skittles and vodka, sometimes with added redbull.

"i drank a gay russian the other night - i can't believe i never thought of adding skittles!"

by a real gay russian July 13, 2018

russian mudslide

when you flip someone upside down so the asshole is facing the sky, you then insert the top of a full bottle of vodka (open) into their ass and let it all flow in then flip them back upside right and let it flow back into the bottle, the recipient then proceeds to chug the whole bottle and then gets ass fucked for the next 4 hours.

jack: "hey jim, wanna go to the course and swing some clubs today?"
jim: "nah man, i cant, my girl and i did the russian mudslide last night and i still cant stand straight"

by Reatterd March 26, 2021

russian barber

A sex act that consists of pulling your partner's pubes out with your teeth

Dude we Russian Barbered last night, shit was grizzly... Good way to floss all your teeth at once though. I need therapy.

by CeeArthur August 29, 2015

russian gogart

When a woman. Takes off the condom after sex. And squeezes the juices into her mouth.

I heard about that girl that did a Russian gogart. That's nasty.

by Robertson ford June 29, 2017

russian turnpike

Take a shot of vodka out of a girls ass, then eat her ass

My girl and I did a Russian turnpike last night -Riley

by Big daddy 69 August 28, 2017

russian jogger

1st- you pay a Russian hooker 550 dollars to stomp on your balls is a jogging motion for five hours.
2nd- that one white jogger who is jogging in a snow storm in a t-shirt and shorts and a bottle of water that is actually filled with vodka.

I got a awesome Russian jogger last night for 550 dollars.

I saw a dumb ass Russian jogger in the snow storm last week.

by Burningxpubes December 11, 2016

Russian Anthem

Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus.
Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov
Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!

Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
Pust ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!

*WE* Love Russian Anthem

by LeafyBoi June 12, 2020