see these hands

Slang used for fighting. Come see these hands. We will fight.

Nigga come see these hands

by jojojojo2 October 18, 2014

Hand Jibber

Used to define an emotionless, dead fish-eyed straight back handjob.

Waitress: "Would you like anything else?"
Customer: "Well, since you asked, a slow beej would be great, but failing that, a stiff Hand Jibber would suffice while I eat this meal."

by Nsla April 10, 2015

hand band

the world-renown band that plays when one has no other means of satisfying himself.

See also: Masturbation, whacking off, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off

man, tell that bitch to suck it easy. There's always the hand band.

by bringinbacksuckit December 1, 2011

choke hands

Hands that are veiny and would be perfect to be choked by

"Omg look at his hands, the way his veins pop! Ugh such choke hands."

by I'm at a time when there is no September 12, 2018

hands up

The universally accepted gesture of, or order thereof, surrender between any combatants in which the surrendering party(s) hands are elevated 90 degrees vertically without weapons, in order to visually display the non-possession of any weapon, and the voluntary cessation of all hostile action on behalf of the surrendering party(s).

"When the Allied forces exited their trenches and advanced forward, the Axis soldiers came out with their hands up.)

by speedog May 2, 2010

Hand Spatula

The use of arm/hand motion to prevent unwanted contact from drunk females.

e.g. The scraping of eggs from a pan

Megan: OH MY GOD! I haven't seen you all night! Give me a hug!

Kyle *uses hand spatula*

by Kahltherage December 5, 2010

hand party

Hand party is a rough translation of male masturbation from Kazakh to English by the Kazakhstani journalist Borat.

Borat: "My favourite television program is your Home and Aways. I like very much to make hand party over your women in their water panties."

by Scobar November 13, 2006