naked bird

(n.) a smooth, shaved pussy

I would only go down on her if she has a naked bird.

Naked birds are a lot smoother to penetrate.

by C-Murda November 17, 2004

naked molerat

Term used to describe a fully shaved vagina.

Girl one: You ready for your big date tonight?
Girl two: Yeah, I beze sporting a naked molerat.

by 4evabig March 16, 2008

Naked Pizza

Classic Prank or dare in which you phone for a pizza and when it is delivered you answer the door naked.

"Dare you to do a naked pizza order"

by Jordan3231 March 28, 2009

nike defense

A defense used on occasion in a court of law. Based on the assumption that if someone is wearing Nikes, they run at abnormally fast speeds, thus allowing them to indeed appear to be in two places at once.

State Attorney: You expect us to believe this alabi of being home at that hour when our records show you had just arrived in Dallas?

Defense Attorney: Nike defense! Nike defense! My client was wearing Nikes Your Honor.

by Super Gerbil July 15, 2004

naked mole rat

Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.

She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.

After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.

That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!

by Inanna October 21, 2007

nike socks

An overpriced piece of shit that will leave your foot smelling worse that it would've been without wearing a nike sock

Dudeeeeee, I just worked out in these nike socks. My feet smell like shit

by Sesssster October 30, 2013

Naked football

where football is played naked often by teen guys in a secluded spot for teen women. Women love to watch naked football. It is a tough sport. No cup or anything else is used and a knee to the genitals is fair.

The girls want to see us play naked football.

by Deep blue 2012 March 22, 2010