Morgan Logic 

Morgan logic is when one presents an answer that is exclusively relative to themselves and sees it as the correct answer and trying to convince others of this.

The main attribute of this logic is withholding information that could not possibly be known by any other subjects until a time they see fit to reveal it.

This is a desperate attempt at swaying the argument with zero facts or logic.

Today 5th April 2019

Dave : We are 1 / 3 the way through the year.
Bob : No we are only a 1 / 4 the way through the year.
Dave : We are in the 4th month of the year and there only 12 so 1 / 3!
Bob : Ah you see 365/94 = 3.88 shows its still a 1 / 4.
Dave : But by months I am correct.
Bob : Dave stop using Morgan Logic!

Morgan Logic by ThatLadRed April 5, 2019

Morgan Freeman 

Awesome. Only his hair ages. He played God twice. In fact, he is God.

Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.

Morgan Freeman by Lily Miera March 3, 2008

Morgan (Male) 

Morgan is a nice guy, he is funny and strong and has a huge cock. He can be a dick to people but it doesn’t matter because of his huge schlong and he fucks girls on the daily and also likes fucking people’s mothers. He is the Chad of the world and is soo good in bed and nobody can beat him. Big cock hero will also beat you up if u annoy him.

Morgan has such a big penis
He is so sexy
Morgan (Male) has a big chode

Morgan (Male) by MorganIsSexy December 7, 2020

Morgan Wallen 

a handsome ass man who was sent from heaven and is everyone’s dream man

“morgan wallen is my favorite man”

Morgan Wallen by dndjridi January 15, 2021

Morgan Malmburged 

(v) The act of embracing someone, friend or stranger, in a hug and slipping your hand into the hug recipiants pants and inserting a digit into the anus. After complete insertion of digit, preferrably middle finger, the opposite hand should be used to sshh the mouth of recipient.

Austin: "Hey man long time no see! Give me a hug pal!"
Carson: Embraces Austin and performs the Morgan Malburg. "Sshh. Your getting Morgan Malmburged."
Austin: "WTF!"

Morgan Malmburged by Kingsly February 23, 2013

Morgan's Run 

An incredible card game in which the objective is to complete the longest "run" of cards as possible by predicting if the next card in the deck is higher or lower than the last one. The game is started by asking the player who's turn it is the question, "Red or black?". If they guess correctly, the first card remains on the table and they begin their run.

Players are not forced to name only higher or lower, they may also opt to go with "same". If "same" is called, and the card next in the deck is the same as the current showing card, they are inducted into the prestigious "same hall of fame" due to the extremely low odds that a player has of making a "same" call and succeeding.

If the same card comes up and the player named higher or lower, everyone points at the card and yells "SAME!". This process is executed three times. If a player loses on any of the following cards, special phrases are yelled.
Queen - THAT BITCH!
Jack - SON OF A BITCH!
Two - DUECED UPON!
If any of these conditions are met, and the card happens to be the same card that was just shown, any combination of "SAME!" and the appropriate phrase above may be used in the yell, not to exceed four yells.

The game never ends.

"Hey, want to play Morgan's Run?"
"Hell yeah. That game is awesome."

30 Minutes Later:

SAME!
THAT BITCH!
SAME!
THAT BITCH!

Morgan's Run by Mister Anonymous Guy September 8, 2006

Morgan Hendrix 

The belief that Morgan Freeman is in actual fact the late and great guitarist, Jimi Hendrix.

"I don't care what you say, Morgan Freeman is actually Jimi Hendrix and it's all one big cover up."
"You're a fucking loony. No way is Morgan Hendrix. That's just crazy talk."

Morgan Hendrix by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017