Swamp mop

Your girlfriend is on her period. The towel you're using to bang on is used to "mop up" the juices at random intervals during intercourse

That time of the month. Had to use the swamp mop twice to save from staying the comforter

by Gronkum March 19, 2016

meep the mop

meep the mop is something that lives in my cubert

meep the mop is here

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

mop dog

A term for being The third wheel in a relationship. Like a dog

I think that Joan is acting like a mop dog to jack and jill

by Big brain boi August 17, 2022

Mopping king

Person (Hasse) who is known for mopping to excellence

Little better at mopping than others is called mopping king

by Deck crew November 21, 2024

Pussy Mop

When your beard is so long you have to shampoo and condition it after your squirter girlfriend cums on your face.

I feel great when my man goes down on me because I know his pussy mop will clean up the mess.

by Phoxy-Kat February 21, 2025

Mop Day

February 24th

Guys, we gotta celebrate mop day.

by Fatherbone October 06, 2020

Carolina Mop and Slop

When a Carolina 6 (an LA 3) with dreaded hair gives you head

I had a crazy time at the bar last night, I met a chick and got the Ole Carolina Mop and Slop.

by JacksonJohnsers December 23, 2020