meep mop

A Meep Mop is a traditional song sung by the Little Snus. Scientists proved that the origin of the song was somewhere around 1833 and in parts of what is now Northern California.

"Hi! Hows that one little song go?" "I said a Meep Mop A Meepy to the Mop!"

by Dr. Smoofy July 18, 2017

Oral Mopping

Cleaning something with your tongue. Usually used in a sexual context. It is named this way due to the way the tongue moves being similar to how a mop moves when used for cleaning floors.

I decided that I would use oral mopping instead of cleaning the toilets normally.

by Shugunou February 16, 2023

MOP

Mean Old Pussy; applies to both males and females. Commonly associated with an elderly(like) individual that exudes a negative fucking bitchass attitude.

“Did you see Katrina yesterday. I fucking can’t stand that mop.”

by Dessert Room Tramps December 2, 2017

Tallahassee wet mop

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.

I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…

by Mancho76 February 15, 2025

mopping hoes

Mopping Hoes: To hit some fatty tags on the bomb, or to fuck a fat booty bitch.

guy 1: yo dawg, you see jason last night?

guy 2: yah man! he was mopping hoes (hittin a girl with a hella fat ass from the back) forrealll!

by midgetplug November 25, 2021

Monster Mop

A Monster Mop is a ugly chick you keep on the side to help you clean up all your messes. She won't mind.

I messed up again but luckily i still got the monster mop.

by anonymous June 19, 2023

Mop

Mop: the word to replace any slang word.

Mewing? Mopping.
Rizzler? Mopper.
Zesty? Moppy.

Omg bro that was so moppy it could impress the mopper I'm gonna start mopping to you

by yikesisbetter34621 June 29, 2024