Minmon

The unfortunate romantic ship name between Simon Estefanello-Nekutai and Armin Hazama. The ship came to be due to the fact that they had gay fucking sex in #villa-1. Seriously. What is wrong with you people.

The 'Min' part derives from ArMIN. The only reason why Min is first, is because Armin has a 12 inch dick and is therefore the top in the relationship. 'Mon' is quite obviously taken from SiMON. Not to be confused with the Minions from Despicable Me.

To the dismay of both, Armin is such a fucking loser that he didn't have sex with protection on. Now Simon is pregnant with his fucking child. I hate Minmon.

"I hate Minmon so much."

"Yeah, me too."

by chiicheo May 12, 2021

mormon

mormons are nice people, if you hate on them, then your a douche bag, just let them believe what they want

Person: The mormon religion is B.S.!

Person 2: You are a bag of douche

by suckawhat July 4, 2006

mormon crotch

Having a disgusting wet spot from a nocturnal emission concerning your roommates mother. Then proceeding to walk around for hours with said spot on pants and showing everyone your ejaculant....Mormon crotch.

Pete had a case of the Mormon crotch after he ejaculated in his pants while dreaming about my mother.

by Jason9410 November 20, 2007

Mormon Fistbump

A euphemism for the beating of ones wife, based on the interpretation of the book of mormon

You hear Alex gave his wife the mormon fistbump.

by Josh123456789584956821254 September 11, 2010

mormon handshake

Is when one Mormon goes out of his was to help another Mormon. The one that needs the help is the one that does the handshaking by chocking on the other cock. Long and hard.

Rich lost his job and needs money so he calls his Mormon brother for a job. After the Mormon handshake he gets the job. Usually with more pay the all the other coworkers.

by Shrek6840 November 12, 2013

Mormon porn

A video of a sexy slut seducing a Mormon boy into having premarital sex

*example of Mormon porn*
Karla took a video of herself having sex with a Mormon boy and now he’s going to hell

by Dubiks December 16, 2018

Mormon

Person who beleives strongly in god, non brainwashed. Does not have to pay any money to the church. The money is donated. Usually kind, Sweet people, mostly. not brainwashed. clean cut, live modest lives. Polygamy existed many years ago. as did catholic religions. mormons don't have to follow the guildines laid out for them. So fuck you bitches.

I hope people realize that mormons are just regular people

by Bunny May 13, 2005