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riding the naked mole rat

The intentional misuse of erectile disfunction medication by males in order to achieve a longer lasting erection, thus giving him more time to make his partner orgasm. This term is not confined only to the elderly population as younger people are suspect as well.
Man, Hunter wanted to make his and Krystin's five month anniversary something special so he tried riding the naked mole rat. Poor guy ended up in the hospital because of it.
by SpikeyDogCollar December 8, 2005
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mole

any outstanding or obvious grammatical, intellectual or logical mistake
(After nailing one's hand to the wall) Aw man, I just pulled a mole!
by habejebdah June 28, 2005
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Mole Rip

When you use a lit cigarette to light your bong hit.
Please don't take a mole rip out of my bong!
by The Real Bong God August 23, 2017
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mole goatee

A mole goatee is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the length of the hair, manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, the molehair that comprises a chin goatee will many times appear to have pube-like characteristics.
"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that" said the college student.
by rishnipishni January 13, 2007
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Mole

1. Someone who was discovered in the seventh grade to be known forever as mole.

2. Someone who was highly made fun of and terrorized by people at his middle school. Especially people of hispanic descent.

3. Someone who will be friends with anyone who will listen to him rant on for days on end.

4. Someone who goes to a party and acts like a boggart, he also passes out extremely fast do to the fact that he's gay.

5 Someone who can't get a girl and blames all his friends for cock blocking. And when he actually gets laid he brags for years on end.

6. Someone who hangs out with a dumpy.

7. Someone who makes fun of a Calab.
Last night this boggart showed up to the party. Stole everyones weed and fell asleep really fast. Thats a mole for you.

"Hey guys can dumpy come hang out with us." said mole. "Are you kidding us we hate him." said group.

The one kid in your school that has no friends, but is willing to be friends with anyone would be called a mole.

You remember mole when he was in middle school, yeah he was an assface.
by Gayke Daniels February 10, 2009
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Cole Mayer (The Mole)

A short, annoying kid with a high ass voice who nobody likes. He has Justin Bieber hair, and just never shuts up about shit nobody cares about. The type of kid to have all of his school projects done by his parents.
Don't you just love it when Cole Mayer (The Mole) rages at 2k18 in the middle of your conversation.
by Bobby Boberson December 3, 2018
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mole

A Mole is a nerd who likes to sit on his computer playing Counterstrike (aka Molestrike). Running ten feet will be enough exercise to make the mole tired. Moles also get exercise by farting. Moles are known to be hairy and often drop ringlets. Oh yeah and they are fat.
Kavon is the prime specimen of a mole. Trevis is no longer a mole, thus no longer gassy.
by Nerdo December 12, 2004
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