Jess Moment

1. When you are disappointed that your swimmers can’t go under 4:40 in the 500 free.

2. When you feel highly disrespected because someone winked at you.

3. When you feel immense hatred for famous youtuber “Joeshark”

4. When you have no care for the mental health of your athletes

Hey Matt you’re giving me a Jess moment. We wanted you under 4:40.

by NineK March 18, 2021

A Madden Moment

An instance when one's rationality is lost, which results in an embarrassing comment or action that goes seemingly unrealized until later. Situations like this tend to instigate anger and can go as far as one party seeking revenge through violence.

Al: Dude I can't believe you just asked to touch that girls boobs.

John: Yeah, she really slapped me hard. Do you think that was stupid?

Al: Worse, I think you just had A Madden Moment.

John: Ninty Percent of the game is half mental.

by Ghostface Slinger January 30, 2009

Mahala moment

A Mahala moment is when someone is being really loud and then poops themselves.

Olivia: LOLOLOL that was so funny!!
Sophia: XDXDXD IKR
Mahala: *Screams then poops*
Olivia and Sophia: Now that was a Mahala moment!

I just LOL'd so hard then I pooped in my pants. Now that was a mahala moment.

by POOPYPOOPOO123 May 26, 2020

deadpool moment

When you're doing something awesome and/or dangerous and you suddenly worry about something small and meaningless

I was trying to save this guys life last night, but I had a total deadpool moment.

by Deus Ignalia April 8, 2016

Ducky Moment

It's when your very inappropriate or sexual with a dude. It's an extra Ducky Moment if your flirting with a dude named Alexander/Alex/Alexis.

Damn Linda just had a Ducky moment and hooked up with a dude named Alexander.

by WireManJizzBiscuit November 7, 2022

Trias moment

when someone said something ambiguous and then not follow up with anything

"Can you elaborate?"
"No."
"Bruh, Trias moment"

by Kourai November 27, 2020

Acopalypse Moment

When You have a typo and spell or say something incorrectly you have an acopalypse moment like when Zach Herron from Why Dont We read “apocalypse” as “acopalypse “

“ hey wahtsup” “what’s up***”
Typo= Acopalypse Moment

by Seyer_Ailatan January 15, 2019