Me and Tina went on a picnic yesterday. She then pulled her bra off and asked if I want to do a little Mole Hillen
by CreativeArtist March 18, 2019
by Olknackersbob July 11, 2019
Mole Midler could be used to call some one short. Usually a Mole Midler alos has an IQ below average. According to studies recorded Cambridge University, Most Mole Midlers all have some of the same attributes: Small, Below average IQ, Hieroglyphic hand writing, and a deep sensitive side to them that will come out in the most sorrowful moments.
person 1 "Why does his handwriting look like a cross between ancient Chinese script and hieroglyphics".
Person 2 "He's probably a Mole Midler".
Person 2 "He's probably a Mole Midler".
by Pablo Mercadoo January 07, 2024
Someone that verbalizes and signals their democratic leaning but are actually closest MAGAs that love guns, camping, and sporting unblazoned red MAGA coloured caps.
Hey John, you constantly spew democratic rhetoric at me but in real life you are a closeted MAGA, you are way too handy on the gun range, love your Patriot Campers, constantly wear flannelette shirts and sport a blank MAGA coloured cap. What gives, bro? Henceforth you will be known as Jonald Trump the MAGA Mole.
by JimBim2 December 18, 2024
A sad sad man who drives a 2004 lawnmower late at night upsetting all his neighbours and when he’s not doing that he’s sat in a lay-by attacking his mates villages on coin master what a sad little mole.
The Fat Mole was put in the back of the police car. He was going down for life all because he had a shitty little decat to make up for his tiny penis.
by Brooo119 July 11, 2023
by Sklid November 09, 2021
Bro, I banged this bird last night and her arsehole looked like a Star Nosed Mole was winking at me!
by BushyBikiniLine June 07, 2021