mojon con patas

A shitty person. Someone that embodies the characteristics of a turd.

Ahi viene ese mojon con patas por la calle.

Here comes that Joe, that mojon con patas.

by Rick Tiberius Rude April 15, 2023

Moji

Moji typically means being a nerd. Moji comes from the word "emoji" and means nerd emoji🤓. When people do something uncool and cringe, its called a moji that breathes. (mojien puster)

person 1: *im gonna do a smoke lineup*
person: 2-5: what a fucking moji

by bevlig April 24, 2023

Mojzer

Indian slang for a skinny person

Person 1: Oh my days! Look at that mojzer!
Person 2: Golly! He looks like starving African child!

by dumbasslookingbaby June 9, 2023

Mojoko

Mojoko is the tribal name of the strong Cameroonian bakweri folks. It could be a first name but usually it's people's second name

Mojoko looks good today.

by m4n03 June 26, 2023

Mojetoluwa

I mean person, often very ambitious. Will do everything not to lose. Great at cooking. Above average grades.

You're so mojetoluwa

by Shortfyrbow July 1, 2023

Mojita

What the fuck is a Mojita?

Hym "Blegh! Blegh.......... Blegh...."

Iam "What is it?"

Hym "Drink this! Drink it now!"

Iam "Ok.... Ugh! What IS that!?"

Hym "Mojita."

Iam "That... Does nothing to tell me what it is..."

Hym "Blegh... It tastes like someone spit mouthwash into some sparkling water.... Blegh..."

Iam "Here... Let me try it again..... Eugh! It's like drinking carbonated toothpaste!"

Hym "Blegh... Give it... Give it back... BLEGH! I can feel the probiotics crawling across my tongue... Blegh..."

Iam "Hereherehere... Blagh! It tastes... AND FEELS... Like I just threw up... Blagh... Like bile and stomach acid are coating my mouth..."

Hym "Stop hogging it all to yourself! It's like someone robbed a dentist's office of their spittle tanks... Carbonated it... And sold the byproduct for 3.89... Blegh..."

Iam "Blagh-Urgh!"

Hym "Blegh..."

Iam "Blagh..."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

mojithan

A raging sex offender with a thirst for kids

Guy 1: who's that?
Guy 2: oh that's mojithan, he's a serious concern, don't let him near your kids

by Dope gamer September 4, 2023