A Minge Teasing Bastard

Someone or something that commonly stimulates a woman's sex-drive without leading her to orgasm.

Johnny rubbed his hand against my minge, but he wouldn't finger me, therefore he is a Minge Teasing Bastard

by The Evil Biscuit of D00m June 11, 2006

Mingdinged

When a female(usually a female named Ming)wets on her hand and runs it up a hairy guy's thigh

Did you hear what happened to Stephen Detwiler?!?! He was Mingdinged!!

by Stephen Detwiler May 12, 2008

Minglish

A sub-languange of English, comprising of two or more words mingled together in an appropriate or aesthetic manner. Interestingly, Minglish itself is a prime example of a Minglish word. Not to be confused with Mumblish.

This spork (spoon-fork) is so small and useless, it's badong (bad-wrong), just like this article on the Minglish (mingle-English) language.

by MickDub May 9, 2010

mingermorphosis

Describes the unfortunate transition by many women from eighteen-year old nubiles into ugly, sweaty, fat, pram-faced mingers with bingo wings. If it's going to happen it usually does by the age of 35. However, it can happen straight out of adolescence, particularly for townies (British trailer trash equivalent).

Mingermorphosis is often the result of watching daytime television, a sedentry life-style and marriage. It is widely believed a pre-requisite for entrance into the audience of Trisha, Jerry Springer, and similar waste-of-space chat show programmes.

Mingermorphosis can be a by-station on the way to becoming an oxygen thief.

"Kirsty Alley used to be really hot before her mingermorphosis"

by thewilster October 18, 2004

Minger

Although now more commonly used to define an extremely visually challanging appearance, the word minger originally came from scottish gaelic, meaning 'septic vagina'.

Now often used by chavs all over Britain to define anything remotely disgusting

Eurgh look Shaz, thats right minging, innit?

by random aardvark April 19, 2005

mingin'

Something that is not nice or not liked due to its features.

"This food is mingin'."

by notaminger! September 14, 2005

mingia

A misspelling of the Italian/Sicilian word for "penis", minchia.

Minchia, look at that prick! (not mingia)

by patrickfunsize September 3, 2006