milk the dumper

(1) the act of defecating so strenuously that you cause yourself to become sexually aroused.

(2) manual stimulation of the anal sphincter

That burrito caused me to milk the dumper.

milk the dumper by PumpkinRex October 19, 2010

milk thistle 

The end of the penis where ejaculate appears to drip from after a man finishes is called a milk thistle.

A friend of mine recommended I give Julia a go, as he was quite impressed by the work she did last night on his milk thistle.

milk thistle by whinoleum May 14, 2011

Milk Shitter 

Homosexual who shits cum.

Sanchez is the biggest milk shitter I've ever met.

Milk Shitter by Chodey McSnatch August 3, 2015

Milk n' Cookie 

When the male cums inside the partner's anus. Then shoves a cookie in the anus, pulls it out and eats it.

Dude, me and my girlfriend did the Milk n' Cookie last night. I am so happy, but i can still taste my juices.

Milk n' Cookie by Carrot Shover July 30, 2010

milk tits

1. A woman who either has milk in her breats now or has once had milk in her breasts. Usually a woman with large breasts. 2. A mother

"Good morning Milk Tits"

milk tits by Stephasaurusrex March 5, 2007

Milk before cereal 

Pouring milk first creates a better cereal-to-milk ratio. When you pour cereal first, you can't see how much milk you're really pouring until it has covered your mountain of cereal. When you pour the milk first, you know just how much cereal you need to match it.

Pouring the milk before the cereal also keeps your cereal crunchy for longer. There's nothing worse than eating soggy cereal at the bottom of your bowl. Milk before cereal preserves the coveted crunch. People who do this are logical, precise and independent.

Louis: Hey Chanel! Do you put milk before cereal?

Chanel: Yawr! It makes more sense and makes it taste better as well!

Milk before cereal by NotTonTon December 8, 2020

Milk And Cookies 

Another way of saying, "Fine and dandy"

Guy 1: How are things between you and your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Everything is all milk and cookies now!

Milk And Cookies by VorpalError January 24, 2011