giraffe midget condom

A condom that fits both a Giraffe and a disabled midget.

Wow that really need a Giraffe midget condom.

by anonymous January 15, 2023

Midget Arm Syndrome

When a person has arms that are wider than they are long. This, giving the appearance that they are shorter than they actually are.

Person 1: "Wow Dan's arms are short!"
Person 2: "It's an illusion, he's got midget arm syndrome. They're 15" that's why..."

by B4tm4n October 14, 2015

Gay midget porn

The best type of porn

"What is gay midget porn"
"It is the best porn"

by Gay midget porn enjoyer October 31, 2022

Stupid midget Alex

That dumb midget that drinks a lot

Hey look it’s that stupid midget Alex

by Swampynutsack November 11, 2019

Turbo charged midget

I midget that can not read or is useless

Angus is a fat turbo charged midget

by Seth the nompt April 17, 2018

Midget Rump Roast

When doing a female in the butt, (both parties being on their knees) the male takes his shoes and places them under his knees, (toes of shoes point forward as one would usually wear) making it appear as though the male is now a midget wearing shoes while enjoying anal intercourse... Thus, the Midget Rump Roast.

Last night I did the Midget Rump Roast to my girlfriend.

by stunat May 10, 2011

Very small midget

Enzo

He is such a very small midget!!

by Screw you Enzo November 29, 2018