Stupid midget Alex

That dumb midget that drinks a lot

Hey look it’s that stupid midget Alex

by Swampynutsack November 11, 2019

giraffe midget condom

A condom that fits both a Giraffe and a disabled midget.

Wow that really need a Giraffe midget condom.

by anonymous January 15, 2023

Donkey faced midget

A 3ft tall little person, most likely addicted to meth, smells like shit and that looks like she got hooved in the face by a fuckin horse.

Took the kids to the janky ass carnival yesterday oniy to see a bunch of drunk donkey faced midgets and piss. They are scarred for life.

by Pigknucks April 10, 2021

Fat Midget Cunt

A balding 5’2 73 yr old Scottish man.

Oh have you met dan, hes such a fat midget cunt.

by DeezN$Tz July 13, 2022

Gay midget porn

The best type of porn

"What is gay midget porn"
"It is the best porn"

by Gay midget porn enjoyer October 31, 2022

Midget Rump Roast

When doing a female in the butt, (both parties being on their knees) the male takes his shoes and places them under his knees, (toes of shoes point forward as one would usually wear) making it appear as though the male is now a midget wearing shoes while enjoying anal intercourse... Thus, the Midget Rump Roast.

Last night I did the Midget Rump Roast to my girlfriend.

by stunat May 10, 2011

Very small midget

Enzo

He is such a very small midget!!

by Screw you Enzo November 29, 2018