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A super sweet at active girl. Melanie is a crackhead and is not afraid to be seen. She's literally friends with everybody and is not afraid to start and argument.Melanie is always right no matter what. Plus dating a Melanie would be one of the best choices you could every make she's thick, smart,funny,annoying at times and is a great at giving advice about anything.
That girl is such a crackhead she's totally a Melanie!
Melanie by Melanie Hoyos April 16, 2020
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melanie fontana 

a white mayo-loving cracker who likes to steal other people's hard work and takes credit for bare shit.
"oMg HeHE evERyONe,, I dID aLL tHe WOrK LOL"
"ew is that a melanie fontana"
melanie fontana by segsikook October 21, 2020
Someone who is not only mean, but also a maniac. Someone who acts totally crazy while being their everyday mean self. Usually accompanied by their crazy laughter that is so annoying.
Breezy was a total meaniac when I took her Chuck T's away.

"Don't flick boogers at me you meaniac!"

meaniac by Lynda Loo Foss November 29, 2007

meaningless sex 

casual sex
ex: i met this chick last night and we had some great meaningless sex with her
meaningless sex by milleer9 March 6, 2018

melancholy 

a sudden hit of sadness with no actual reason.
"how does the candy taste?"

"it's good but it almost tastes... melancholy."
melancholy by jade reux March 22, 2019

The Real Meanings of Internet Words 

haha = Genuinely funny
hahaha = Really laughing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH = Holy shit that was funny.

lol = Couldn't care less.
lolk = Yes (looks at you weirdly)
What are the The Real Meanings of Internet Words

Knock Knock Joke = lol
Someone rambles and you type = lolk