Meat Grinder

An extremely controlling woman in a relationship. Will make you lose your manhood. 9/10 times it is a close friend.

Person 1: she is so hot.
Person 2: yea but she never lets me go out.
Person 1: sounds like a meat grinder.

by Aguywhosbeenthere September 7, 2012

meat sweats

Refers to an intense build up of perspiration as a result of the excess consumption of meat or meat related products.

James needed to mop his brow as he had a bad case of the meat sweats.

by Rodgey July 20, 2008

meat puppet

1. Another name for a human being, especially one who doesn't think for herself/has no soul and is therefore controlled by others. 2. An ugly bag of mostly water.

I'm so sick of all these meat puppets eating up all the tater tots.

by ZoomaBaresAll November 6, 2010

Meat Puddles

When a woman's breasts have become so flabby that when she wears a push-up bra or corset her breasts lay flat ,instead of perky, and ripple and slosh like water when they move.

Jane's tits look like meat puddles, dude.

by thesonofabob June 12, 2011

meat flute

Meat flute meaning penis from the scandinavian term 'playing the meat flute'

"Are you playing the meat flute under that blanket?"

by Chris Allen May 4, 2005

meat mouth

a chick that gobbles up cock like she needs it

dude my girlfriend is a total meat mouth

by the retarded nazi December 23, 2009

Meat Tornado

The majestic burrito consumed by the one and only Ron Swanson

"They have one that's called the Meat Tornado. Literally killed a guy last year"

by WhiteAsStarbucks February 21, 2017