McDonald's Dick

When your penis gets zits, primary from working and using the restroom at a fastfood place such as McDonald's

Go damnit, all this fucking grease gave me McDonald's Dick

by PanAreFuckingHot December 17, 2022

Seriously McDonalds

An utterance made in response to someone believing something terrible but obviously false. Derived from the 'Seriously McDonalds' tweet of a fake racist sign on the door of a McDonalds.

Jake: "So my cousin met this chick, and got drunk, and he woke up in a bath tub full of ice missing a kidney!"

Sally: "Oh! That's terrible! Will he be OK?"

Max (to Sally): "Seriously McDonalds!"

by Logoi December 11, 2011

Ronald Mcdonald

Warrior from McDonalds, sent to protect the recipe of the Big Mac from the evil food chains of the world. He died to save the recipe and will rise on April 20th, 2069. Hail Ronald.

Hallelujah! Praise pur Lord and Savior, Ronald McDonald!

by Noob_Master_69 May 26, 2019

mcdonalds monopoly

its a event for food at mcdonalds where you win stuff

i love mcdonalds monopoly

by hjyt ujytjuytj March 6, 2020

Ronald McDonald

A clown at the McDonald's food chain. He secretly rapes children and vandalizes the burger kings palace

Ronald McDonald is an asshole

by SUMFURRYTHING June 16, 2016

McDonald's Boy

Someone who's just a goddamn McDonald's boy.

Person 1: "Hey you, get over here. I wanna talk ta you."
Person 2: "Yea? Everything cool?"
Person 1: "Naw, it ain't fuckin' cool and I'll tell ya why. I seen your kind around here before."
Person 2: "Look sir, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't want any trouble. Just let me get my drink."
Person 1: "Psht, typical...I knew it as soon as I seen you walk in that there door."
Person 2: "What the hell are you even talking about old man?"
Person 1: "Yer one uh them goddamn McDonald's boys ain'tcha?"

by StinkyPinkerton October 2, 2018

McDonalds Urinal

The best place ever to take a massive shit

I just took a monstrous shit in the McDonalds urinal

by Dickbuttshitbutt February 9, 2023