matter

the last name of a amazing person. this person is very heart warming and likes to cuddle. they are super swaggy

matters keep you warm.

by gage deibert February 18, 2019

Matteo Bellini

An Italian King wiwith a massie Italian personality however his dong is virtually non existent. He was given a lisp for the good of humankind otherwise all women would be uncontrollably attracted to him.

"You're very similar to Matteo Bellini in terms of your penis length Vanessa. Now go down on me."

by a.straight.guy June 24, 2019

Mattes

One shrexy egg

Mattes, kill yourself

by Mattespolski69 October 20, 2019

Mayttttttttttt

An exaggerated “mate”

You’re so dogsh*t mayttttttttttt

by Hashoo November 4, 2019

Mattes

It is a racist word against white people. So basically the n word to white people.

Ayyy wagwan my mattes

What up my mattes

by m05rx7 November 20, 2019

mattei

Mattei is a unique name. Most often the person that anyone can go to for anything. Mattei’s hold a lot of passion for people and anything. They often play drums and pick up girls very easily. So watch out for Mattei’s, they’ll steal your girl. Mattei’s often date girls with names that start with k. So if your name starts with a k and you find a mattei, keep him.

Mattei is gonna steak your girl!!

by Pethnia March 24, 2020

Matteya

Matteya is a fucking idiot, she is kinda dumb and often unintelligent.
This does not apply to all Matteyas, the very few there are, some are kinda cool.

Collin: "What is your name?"
Matteya: "Matteya"
Collin: runs away

by ImMatteya June 11, 2020