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maya is literally spider-man
by xxxtentaclefan69 October 19, 2019
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Me: Omg, that's Maya!
Some random dude: Oh is her name Maya? I only knew that she is laughing all the fucking time. I guess it makes sense tho.
Some random dude: Oh is her name Maya? I only knew that she is laughing all the fucking time. I guess it makes sense tho.
by Taurusxbitches February 13, 2022
Get the Maya mug.A crusty, arthritic gremlin of a westie who doesn't know when to shut up. She's an attention seeking jerk who thinks water jugs are the pinnacle of entertainment and has a bottomless pit for a stomach. Speaking of which, she eats dirt a lot, and she can and will bug you for your snacks. But she's still an adorable and lovable doggo who'll sit with you after a long day.
by Moist Goblin March 28, 2019
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i love her more than any other mf to walk this earth .. idky tho
mf never wants to play footsies with me or nothin
anyways lets make christmas cookies soon and binge watch christmas movies!
i love her more than any other mf to walk this earth .. idky tho
mf never wants to play footsies with me or nothin
anyways lets make christmas cookies soon and binge watch christmas movies!
by urforeverlover November 22, 2021
Get the maya mug.a empire which found the stars, existed from the romans to the Kingdom of Naples, lived for about 1700 years and were undistebed until the conquistiadors came from christiphor deciding to take the americas and die. then they landed in Mayan territory and gave the good ol Smallpox to them. then the mexicans catch em and now they are enslaved. L Spain W Mayan Civilatiation.
Mayans are people who live in Guatemela.
Also in Belize and Yucatan!
The smallpox came and wiped out most Mayans
Spain took there lands and rights away.
The last unenslaved group of mayan was captured in 1901.
e e e e e
Also in Belize and Yucatan!
The smallpox came and wiped out most Mayans
Spain took there lands and rights away.
The last unenslaved group of mayan was captured in 1901.
e e e e e
by mozzarelasticksarelush August 14, 2022
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