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orange marriage

A marriage of two best friends with two separate best friends
My bestie and I are in an orange marriage, when our husband's have a boys night, we have a girls night!
by ElizaValentine March 3, 2025
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straw marriage

When someone ties a drinking straw around one of your fingers you are now 'straw married.' Theere is no limit as to how many spouses you can have.

Straw marriages usually occur during mass consumption of alcohol.
-Sean tied a straw round my finger last night.

-Oh, so you had a straw marriage?
by OrbThesela January 8, 2009
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Gay Marriage

The matrimony between two of the same sex. It is the only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.
I now pronounce you man and man. You may now kiss the groom, and begin your gay marriage. There’s nothing Chuck Norris can do about it.
by Clutterofmass December 5, 2023
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Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.
"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."
by Theoremist January 27, 2024
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Halal marriage

Means you are legally his wife you have to see his face daily, be loyal to him, no men burgers at AM hours. The only benefit is no smelling! ( supposed to be)
I wanted halal marriage for twelve years let’s all laugh together!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
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Can This Marriage Be Saved?

in which each half of a couple in a troubled marriage explains the problem, and a marriage counselor explains the solutions offered in counseling and the outcome
A long-running Ladies' Home Journal column that started in 1953, called "Can This Marriage Be Saved?," features real-life couples and the
by SPrice1980 April 22, 2023
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Being Mexican by marriage

Some one who marries into a Mexican family is Mexican by marriage. Or some ones step something is Mexican and they adopt them!
Being Mexican by marriage includes 1/8 meixican by marriage cause step mother is 1/4 Mexican
by Susie truffle October 7, 2013
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