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marriage

A monster that consumes any and all couples willing enough to be enslaved by it
Marriage should always be taken seriously
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 2, 2023
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Marriage

I mean, the whole thing is incestuous at it's core. I mean, even the story of Adam and Eve sounds like a father coming home to find that his kids are fucking eachother. The whole thing is gross. Weird incest breeding cult of solipsistic, narcissistic psychopath worshipping zealots. Even the status hierarchy revolves around seeing who can be the most solipsistic narcissist.... It's me. I'm the guy. The most of all things. AND! And... I created A.I.
Hym "Marriage (as a practice) is a ritual... Where you take some random chick... And make YOUR parents... HER parents... And vice-versa... And THEN (and ONLY then) is it ok to fuck... Like, sex before the ritual is bad... But sex is fine as soon as she's technically (and legally) your sister... THEN it's ok to fuck... It's incest! The whole thing is literally an incest ritual."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2024
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marriagethon

A concept that emphasizes viewing marriage as a lifelong journey or endurance test, akin to running a marathon, rather than a short-term sprint. It signifies the commitment to endure challenges, maintain perseverance, and prioritize long-term goals within the context of marriage. The term underscores the idea that sustaining a healthy and fulfilling marriage requires dedication, endurance, and a mindset focused on long-term growth and stability.
My wedding was yesterday, which is what I consider the start of my marriagethon.

Angela and James approached their marriage with a 'marriagethon' mindset, understanding that it would require dedication, perseverance, and a long-term commitment to support each other through life's challenges.
by Intentionally_JWM February 14, 2024
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Marriage

WRONG! Wrong you fucking dork!
Hym "Marriage relates directly to your finances AND your ability to do things like visit your significant other in the hospital (Because you need to be RELATED which is what makes it incest and is why gay marriage is seen as a necessary right). There's also an element of public perception then comes into play. You see business owner-types talking about how they are more trusting of married people. It isn't the marriage as an institution as much as it is the peripheral elements that make marriage almost necessary. You also have Jordan Peterson trying to convince people that YOU AREN'T SANE IF YOU DON'T DO IT (Get marriage). So no. There's no duplicity there. There's an element of cultural and economic enforcement that could be removed.
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
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marriage

it’s that thing where it costs 6000 bucks to have your wife’s sex drive lowered
marriage sux. stick to gf
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 8, 2024
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Marriage

Yes. It is. It fails half the time. Your solution TO THE PROBLEM is that I have have to pick on and stick to it while the women fuck all the fat-cocks.
Hym "But you're partially right. It isn't JUST marriage. It's your entire system of values. Actually, it's ANY system of values derived from the solipsistic paternalism that permeates your system of values. You tell your daughter to only fuck the fat cocks. And not she only wants to marry the fat cocks. They don't ever have to settle for your daughter because she will never be better than multiple women. Which creates people like me. And then YOU compel people like me because YOU KNOW... That if your son has a fat cock you aren't going to compel him not to fuck all of the women. It's a Psychopass. It is exactly what I said it would be initially. So no marriage."
by Hym Iam April 5, 2025
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Marriage Pod

A group of Whales going on an hen party to Blackpool
Look at the blubber on display, there’s a marriage pod bound for a hen night in Blackpool
by The Pitman Poet. April 25, 2025
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