Macpherson

Scottish sex god, with balls of steel and nothing to lose. Mess with this mo'fucka and you anus will be ripped into the next dimension by his MASSIVE 10 TON COCK. Gaelic legends somtimes refer to Macpherson as the creator of orgasms and titty fucking.

OH MACPHERSON!
Fag 1: My cock is so big Macpherson is jealous
Fag 2: NO WAY

by Santiago has no penis October 23, 2010

Marah

She’s a tall, athletic girl with blonde hair. She can be aggressive sometimes. She may look like a brat but if you like her, go up to her and tell her how you feel. She isn’t a brat, and she might feel the same way you do. She’s very loyal and caring. You can’t tell if your on her good or bad side so you better treat her well. If you become her boyfriend, cherish her and hug her and don’t ever let her go because you will never find another girl like her. She loves to laugh and smile. She’s not afraid to stand up for herself and what is right. If you are ever rude to her, beware, she can deliver a mighty fine bitch slap. Marah’s can dress nicely one day but tomorrow she might look like she just rolled out of bed.

She looks pretty but seems like a bitch, she’s got to be a Marah

by ChadyBady February 27, 2019

march 13th

national cut a bitch day. this is the only day of the year that it is acceptable to cut fake bitches out of your life and they can’t say shit about it.

person 1: hey bitch i’m dropping you sorry
person 2: why so suddenly?
person 1: it’s march 13th
person 2: oh my bad i forgot

by the quirkiest January 27, 2020

March Slap Ass Month

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

March 5th

If you were born on this day, you are lucky enough to have the fattest ass. People born on this day tend to be kind, empathetic, and a pleasure to anyone they meet. You are also really good at giving blow jobs and every guy you meet will tell you every single time. As a water sign, you know how to connect with others and will always put their feelings before yours (its okay)

you know what they say about people born on march 5th? they're an emotional mess.

by baddieC8 May 9, 2020

March 30

National appreciate your guy bsf day

Ohh shitt it’s March 30 happy bsf day bro.

by Mhmm15 March 29, 2020

March 31

The day you give ur gf a hoodie

It’s March 31 *gives hoodie

by Koolkid08 March 29, 2021