sunday market excuse

A lame excuse to get out of a meaningful event, usually caused by years of spousal control.

Sorry can't make it this Sunday lads, need to get supplies from the market. I know, standard sunday market excuse.

by jimbob77 January 8, 2019

Black Market Pharmacist

A Drug Dealer

Person 1: Yo where did u get that kush?
Person 2: From the Black Market Pharmacist

by Rspmx147 October 8, 2020

Permanent Marker

A "cocktail" drink that consists of Jagermeister, Vodka, Tequila and Gin

Do you want to drink a Permanent Marker
No way dude they're fucked

by Poppy Johns February 14, 2021

boggling bowl movement marker

The down marker used during the New Year's Day Boggling Bowl. It is usually carried by a well endowed, surgically enhanced female called the Boggling bowl Queen.

announcer: I thought it was fourth down but according to the boggling bowl movement marker it's only third down. I guess I was a little distracted by the young lady with the enormous assets.

by GORP July 27, 2006

Farm to Market

A small road less traveled, usually in the country. Normally referred to as FM such as a 911 address of 115 FM 2558.

FM = Farm to Market

by Bigred78 May 30, 2009

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by Videogirl February 4, 2010

Alabama Farmer's Market

AKA an Alabama Family Reunion. Any family get together in the south in which family members attend with the intention of having sex with other family members.

Hey Cletus! I can't wait to go to the Alabama Farmer's Market this weekend and fuck my cousin!

by ridespacemountain January 9, 2017