L.P

L.P stands for Low Profile

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Daughter to her family via zoom"Whers dad? I can't see him on the screen. Is he keeping L.P?"

by Usebleach December 26, 2021

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L & P One Room Syndrome

The act of being inside a typically warm room with another friend to the point where you slowly start devolving mentally and becoming retarded and unable to use the penis and or rectum until goodnight sniff rope and dirty bums has been commenced.

Ah lad I'm so out of my mind my penis is in my arse, must be the L & P One Room Syndrome

by FannyCraddockMechanism February 19, 2026

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L.P.

lil pooper

when someone is being a shit head

“don’t be such a l.p.”

by cil & hails April 17, 2025

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L.P.

If someone has the initials L.P., it means they have a jolly Little Pp. Usually, because of this, they like to remove points from their sworn enemy, Cyrus the Great of Persia.

Man, this L.P. is killing my grade just because my name is Cyrus

by m_hanna28879 September 22, 2025

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u.l.p.e.

Stands for "unauthorized local percussion expert", and refers to a self-possessed a**h**e living near you who fancies himself such a pro on da drums dat he plays dem from early morning, almost continuously all day, and late into da night, disturbing da public peace and keeping all his peace-'n'-quiet-loving neighbors awake till all hours.

{{Thump-thump-thump, thump-thump-thump, thump-thum-thuh-thuh-thuh-thuh-thump; thump-thump-thump, thump-thump-thump, thump-thum-thuh-thuh-thuh-thuh-thump...}}
Citizen: Ooooooohhhh, brother --- there goes our u.l.p.e. bangin' on his confounded drums again! How can he play 'em all day and half da night like dat?! Don't his arms and wrists ever get sore? Doesn't he ever sleep???

by QuacksO November 13, 2018

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