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loaf

morbidly obese peice of crap of a person who tries to think that they are of the opposite sex.
man, Abbie is such a loaf
by vagilord December 17, 2007
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knuckled the loaf

royally screwing up an otherwise simple task, or an easily avoidable mistake

origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf

common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf
1. This 47 yard field goal will ensure our victory, don't knuckle the loaf!
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.
by Jabroni Lames October 30, 2025
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Loaf

Quit munching on my back end before i loaf ya in the gut.
by houdinigotloafed January 9, 2018
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to loaf

LOAF (verb) - To skillfully navigate the path of financial prosperity, turning every strategic move into a banquet of abundance in very relaxed manner. To embody success, establishing a flourishing existence. To LOAF is to metaphorically accumulate a wealth beyond measure, crafting a future that resonates with prosperity. Much like the universe abides by its laws of attraction, LOAFing aligns one's financial trajectory with the cosmic forces, drawing in success and forming a reality core where abundance is the prevailing rule. one loaf = one million

Example Usage:
In the heartland, we loaf by sowing seeds of financial prosperity. Plant dreams, nurture ambitions, and watch them bloom.

I am loafing it!

Since I am out of these streets I am just loafing.

Just graduated from the school of hustle - now it's time to LOAF! 🎓💰

Just met up with Jake for coffee, and between sips, we were loaf' ing about our financial futures. Easy talk, no stress - just casually navigating the path to get my first loaf.
by btcoverload January 29, 2024
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loaf pan

noun. The admirable curvature of a supple and fully-formed female posterior. Despite their attractive shape, loaf pans may present traffic hazards.
Man 1: Hey, check out that stainless, non-stick family size loaf pan!

Man 2: Look out you rubbernecking fool, red light!
by Norwegian Blue December 14, 2008
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loaf check

The process of checking the quality of a cats loaf position.
Loaf check:
- No tail
- No paw visible
That’s a 10/10 loaf
by JoannaMeow March 9, 2023
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Noel salad loaf

A 1950s to 1960s "food" that is mainly cranberry sauce, pineapple juice, avocado, and celery and formed into what us described as a "cranberry loaf", but it sure does sound like you'd look up here, huh?
" dear! Fetch the children! I made a noel salad loaf for dinner that I saw in the paper!"
by MENAUSTISIM December 28, 2024
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