Lincoln Thorn

they say he is a gay man, however the rumors are false. he only has eyes for one. kylie. a lincoln thorn is never gay, only hot.
oh my god! that’s him!
who?
that’s Lincoln Thorn
oh yes he is not gay and he likes Kylie Marlow
by Broken-heartedLady1234 June 21, 2024
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Lincoln Wierzbicki

Lmfao it was j obsession I honestly forgot all abt u
-m.s
Lincoln Wierzbicki really isn't 'all that'
by iLovemuffincum July 02, 2022
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Lincoln-logged

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.
When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.
by Larpington Haggitson February 06, 2019
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Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.
Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.
by king kennedy January 05, 2008
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Pulling a Lincoln

Waiting for your loved one to sit down on the couch and watch TV, then releasing a "shot" into the back if their head.
Gerald: WHERE YOU JUST PULLING A LINCOLN
Twat: Yes
by MeWhenICumOnStacy May 11, 2022
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It's a phrase to highlight someone missing the point, purposefully or otherwise. It doesn't matter how good the play was, Mary Todd Lincoln watching her husband and then President of the United States Abraham Lincoln get shot in the head right beside her overshadows everything. It could have been the best acting ever but that's not what she was focusing on or what she'll remember.
In reference to the Aurora shootings
Person 1: "Oh my God, that's awful! Was the movie any good, at least?"
Person 2: "Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"

In reference to a controversial person
Person 1: "Yeah, Mike's an alcoholic, a tax cheat, beats his kids, and is a pathological liar – but other than that, he's pretty cool."
Person 2: "Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
by ResOrbis December 05, 2023
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Lincoln law

If person or persons have vast amount of wood next to where they reside then woodpile must be finished before persons or person is asked to vacate the premises
Squatters were asked to vacate premises by police and they said they couldn't cuz Lincoln law is in effect
by White Rider March 27, 2025
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