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Stop Laureate

A protest a against an abusive society. Also knocked on objects like this
"Knock knock knock-knock"
(Notice the hyphen)
Stop laureate, it must go down

Suicidal masturbation w Lauren 

When you want to end your life but instead of ending your life you aggressively masturbate for 47 minutes while FaceTiming someone named Lauren (its gotta be 47 minutes exactly) to distract yourself from your thoughts
"God I really wish I was dead"
"Have you tried Suicidal masturbation w Lauren?"
"Not yet, I'll get on that"
A girl who is so fun to be around and will always be there for you. Even if you haven't talked in a while she will still talk to you and give you motherly advice. She will always be there when you need help and will text you when she is in trouble.
"Wow, she is really nice" "That's because she is a Lauren"
Lauren by nottellingbitch January 7, 2018
A Lauren is a beautiful sweet girl. She almost never gets hate and is always happy. She is really goofy. Her time is always full but still makes time for the ones she love.
Hey, Lauren you want to be friends?
Lauren by Dolantwinsfan May 6, 2018
she mad cute - that short girl, she thicc tho
elijah : i love short girls, do you know any
kristen : *aw what about me*
elijah: what ?!

kristen : um... lauren
lauren by spicybheypapi December 30, 2018

laurence 

laurence is the kinda person that doesnt have to walk into a bar to get drinks he just yells beer! and gets what he want why cause he is laurence
wow that guy is really sexy but no match for a laurence
laurence by MERICA!!!! January 1, 2019