The late 2000's

The period that started all of your problems.

I was exposed to porn as a teen in the late 2000's and now I'm on probation for sexual harassment

by Chevyman95 November 5, 2024

early but never to late

The girl you love so much but she leaves you because of a past relationship.

Man that girl is went early but never to late for her to leave my heart

by Iwishsheneverleft December 9, 2017

Late fuck

Someone who enjoys being late for everything.

Michael: Tyrone was late to go to school.
David: He’s a late fuck.

by LinkxPeach June 19, 2025

Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Late

I am late for my bus.

”Aren’t you late for your bus?”
”Yes.”
”Then why are you spending time making a defenition of it in the urban dictionary?”

by I Am The Meaning Of Life November 8, 2021

late.

bay area for "I gotta go. Fuck you." Generally used when you're out of fucks to give.

Text message from boyfriend from 5 years ago: "Hi, you've been in my thoughts a lot lately. Listening to Fleet Foxes atm. Figured I'd drop you a line. Hope this message finds you well! Love, Marcel"
you: "sorry it took so long to respond, but I think you're a spineless asshole. late.

by vjel October 10, 2022

Lates

Short for later, kinda like bye.

Yea I'll be back tomorrow, lates.
I wanna go watch tv, lates

by Ahonkhai April 29, 2024