The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
Get the lick before you lapmug. by FF L October 2, 2025
Get the J-Lapsmug. usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak
get into but never does and just appears weak
by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023
Get the lap noodlemug. Get off my lap son!
Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"
Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"
"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"
Get off my lap son!
Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"
Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"
"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"
Get off my lap son!
by stochasticsam December 23, 2010
Get the get off my lapmug. A grading criteria in physical education, where adults force students to run six laps around a huge track, and eventually drains all their energy and kills them.
by ucdavisfanboi November 4, 2017
Get the Six lap runmug. by Genghis Gock April 5, 2024
Get the Rusty Lap Dancemug.