Lanced

A verb.

The term Lanced refers to when a poor unsuspecting player is contacted by none other than CaptainLance9 to have his precious item turned into an "investment" in the future of Lance's build and crafts.

Did you guys see how he just Lanced that poor Kalandra's Touch? He says its an investment, but CAUGHT.

by Doubter69420 May 29, 2025

Lander

A Lander is a person you can always rely on. A good friend, a better partner. They can be defined by their ability to tolerate, or even love your worst aspects, especially when you can't stand them yourself. Anything could happen in life, and you could still find yourself loving them. Even if you don’t know how to reverse mistakes, you would still wish for Lander to stay in your life, especially when you realize how much you could miss them.

“You’ll regret not having Lander in your life, so don’t mess it up.”

by geesestay July 4, 2025

lanker

More harsh form of the word lanklet (tall skinny person)

Fucking lanker.

by ipseudonymac December 5, 2025

Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.

Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.

by jstar23 March 30, 2009

Half Laner

A bad driver that tends to drive in two lanes.

I was driving along and this idiot kept creeping into my lane. They constantly backed me out, I couldn't speed up to get around them! Stupid Half Laner!!!!!!!

by Bitchpump February 5, 2013

audrey lanier

A snobby brat. cant no one stand her!!!!!

Mis. audrey Lanier is not a fun person to be around. Shes a snob.

by bigdoggsally March 30, 2017

mutton lance

Erect penis

Danny was hoping to impale Wendy on his 'mutton lance'

by RickTick66 June 12, 2017