can i keep him?

Usually in fandom. When a fan likes a character or actor/celebrity, they might say "Can I keep him?" implying that they wish they could take him home. Not necessarily sexual, but can be. Keep like a pet because he's cute.

I love Yoon Shi Yoon! Can I keep him?

by luminousmint March 19, 2014

Cult of Kelpy G

A cult consisting of smooth jazz enthusiasts. The only music allowed is that of Kelpy G’s. The cult has three tiers; the lowest being the slaves, the second being the disciples and the third being the Elite. These all hold different purposes in upholding Kelpy’s influence globally, however, the cult has one central prophet who interrupts the wisdom of Kelpy G and leads over the cult. To join simply stick or your pinkie and thumb finger and shake in a back and forth motion, while saying “mahala.”

Oh man! I just joined th cult of Kelpy G! The most littt of cults.

by Kreggery May 6, 2018

keepin it real

A phrase coined in the black community that has devolved from behaving with a sense of maturity, integrity, and pride to just acting ignorant and combative at any given time.

Guy 1: "Ey yo son, that cracker gave me a funny look so I punched him in his face."

Guy 2: "But wasn't he interviewing you for a job?"

Guy 1: "Yeaa but I didn't like the way he was lookin me, so I did somethin about it. Keepin it real, son!!!

Guy 2: "Yeah, keepin it real dumb."

by pops87 March 26, 2010

Tard Keeper

A teacher or aide that is in charge of watching retarded students.

I was walking down the hall and this tard started to molest me. Finally the tard keeper realized what was going on and put a stop to it.

by Ryan Ristow September 15, 2007

crypt keeper

A state of being so unpresentable that you look like death itself. Typically characterized by no make-up, greasy hair, and feelings of extreme ugliness.

Jen: hey! wanna go shopping?

You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper

by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehe September 6, 2011

keeps the change

The action of swallowing a man's ejaculatory fluids intentionally, as opposed to the "change slipper".

When she moaned as she ate my pre-cum I was convinced that she would keep the change!

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

keep the hotel empty

To use birth control. First associated with birth control pills.

Stop eating those, you idiot! They're my keep-the-hotel-empty pills!

by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005