Julian

A fatass emo

Ayo Julian is a emo

by Muahhitormiss October 27, 2019

Julian Quintero

will you go to prom with me?

shower mastrubation Julian Quintero

by penisnnnnnn November 24, 2021

Julian Shift

A change in a teenage male's life when he decides to to stop playing videogames, usually followed by a sudden ability to socialize.

That kid just underwent a Julian Shift and now all his friends want to to play him Xbox again, despite the fact that they were dicks to him.

by No Longer Funny Hitler November 6, 2011

Julian Casablancas

Julian Casablancas is the male half of God, and is already taken by the female half of God (ahem ladies) like forever ago. He is known to the general public as an amazing musician and singer, though some paint him as a spoiled rockstar. He is very clever and leaves clues for people hinting at his "secret identity" and the agony of our "imprisonment." I know him to be well versed in telepathy, possession and foresight. Currently awaiting impending apocalypse (less than 3 months) have fun yall.

I wish I knew that Julian Casablancas was God before I talked all that shit about him and heaped an eternity of embarassment upon myself 😉

by little habibi May 7, 2018

Julian

A friend who you can say weird shit to, they're weird, humorous , attractive, hella juicy, and a good ol' pal.

but beware what they say

Julian is so funny he literally made a voice impression of shrek!

by bliffoff3484 April 19, 2023

julian

julian is a person who is stupid

omg look it’s julian he’s so stupid

by irlqrz August 3, 2022

Julian

That one kid who wears vans and dark clothing. 80% chance that he will become your local school shooter or fuck boy. He can be sometimes quiet and chill or a complete psycho writing down his deepest objectives and what drives him to be the way he is, he also draws his ways of torture and most likely has videos of ISIS executions downloaded onto his shitty computer. He plays R6 but he is ass at it.

Julian is also secretly gay but expresses it to his one love.

Also celebrates 9/11 and believes that the Columbine shooting was the greatest event of human history.

Bro Julian shot my fucking leg Im gonna fucking die.

by JulianIsGay March 25, 2020