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Juan

Juan
Juan
by the real Lil Uzi Vert March 29, 2021
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plus Juan

n. Extra person included on a Mexican wedding invitation.

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Have you met Kara? She’s my plus Juan tonight.

En tus suenos gringo.
by gnostic3 November 7, 2022
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juan

he’s a very sweet guy. very shy around the public but when he’s comfortable with you, he’s the funniest guy in the world. he has a pretty face. he’s always open to help you out and he’s extremely generous. he never fails to make you smile. he’s the definition of a perfect boy :)
person1: omg look at that kid over there!
person2: oh wow who’s that?
person1: that’s juan. he’s a handsome guy isn’t he?
person2: HELL YEAH
by pauswrld November 20, 2021
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Juan

The completion after the male anus is stimulated, leading one to ejaculate.
She started licking down there and I couldn’t control that Juan shot, it went everywhere.
by ChiChiJuan August 28, 2021
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Ploppy Juan

A sloppy joe using chorizo instead of ground beef.
I'm running late at work, let's just make some ploppy juans
by SuomiMike32 February 3, 2025
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Juan Antonio

Juan Antonio Is a very kind guy when he wants to be one. He is very funny and will never fail to make you laugh, and his name is definitely Hispanic. Juan can be very flirty, which may make you doubt his loyalty. But he is also very sweet and will always be there if you need him. If you even meet a Juan Antonio, be sure to keep him beside you.
Girl 1: yesterday I met this guy I really like! He’s funny and nice, but he flirts so much with other girls!
Girl 2: he sounds like a Juan Antonio
by anonymous shithead May 17, 2022
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Juan Dis Phakinat

Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.
Juan Dis Phakinat: You want this nut?
Robber: Give me your or die
*cries in pain*
by PoopSlave97 May 14, 2024
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