Jose Delacruz

A cheap boy who can make you laugh and fall in love but will leave you! He will cheat on you multiple times. Has a small dick and will be a 40 year old virgin. He will be a predator to your children, will leave you for somebody way below your level and probably thinks he’s big sh** but really he’s nothing.

Hey did you here about Jose Delacruz dating that new ugly girl that’s 2 grades lower.

by Fuck you jose December 7, 2019

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Jose Bustamante

A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante

Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante

by Jewcy707 January 2, 2020

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Jose Bustamante

A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante

Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante

by Jewcy707 January 2, 2020

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jose carlos

Cute ass nigga get all the bitches and funniest nigga doesn't even need to try over all just a Chad and comes with At least 8 inches is 7'9 tall you wanna fuck this nigga if you dont kill yourself

Jose Carlos is just a chad i wish i was him

by Patric kellon October 31, 2020