A Jordan is used to describe the most awsome guy in the world. Jordans can make you feel safe without even trying. He can make you laugh more than anyone else, and he loves to surprise you with kisses and slaps to the ass. They have wicked music skills and love to adventure. Jordans tend to be very intense and affectionate. He also has very soft genitals. A Jordan is like a white Usher, because of his great ability to get girls off.

Girl 1- "Did you see that guy? I bet his girlfriend is always satisfied!"
Girl 2- "Yeah, I noticed him, he's tottaly a Jordan..."

Jordan by willowtrees July 1, 2011

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Jordans

Used to describe certain pairs of shoes endorsed by Michael Jordan which are very popular with basketball players and shoe collectors alike.
-There are two types of jordan shoes
1. Team Jordan
2. Air Jordans (Jordan I-XXIII)

AIR Jordans are generally of the higher quality and much hype is usually surrounded by each release.

You can always see me rockin' a fresh pair of Jordans.

Jordans by r3d23a1r March 21, 2008

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Jordan Capri

A porno star, The queen of cute, Jordan Capri was the Lightspeed girl who started it all. Known mostly for her sweet, innocent girl next door looks and girl on girl videos. Jordan, (real name Lori), captured the hearts and erections of thousands of hormone crazed men and women alike. At one time, she was the 2nd most googled name, right behind Sarah Michelle Gellar. Look for her on YouTube as "The real Lori Lolo."

Jordan Capri had the CUTEST LITTLE ASS!

Jordan Capri by Phillip Harass December 14, 2018

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Jordon

the sexiest man alive. his penis is usually 4 to 5 inches bigger then the average mans. girls love him and wish that he was there boyfriend. if Jordon is your boyfriend you shouldn't leave him. also he gives the hottest sex on planet earth.

I wish i didn't leave my Jordon. He was perfect.

Jordon by blackhawkeyes June 1, 2010

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