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The Jonas Brothers

Prepubescent queers that suck at life and attempting to make music. The youngest queer, Nick, dated Hannah fucking Montana...that says it all.
"Hey Joe, look at that guy over there. What a bod!" says the youngest of the Jonas Brothers, Nick.
"That one over there is even hotter!" said Kevin
by IdOnTlIkEtHeJoNaSbRoThErS October 23, 2008
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Jonathan

One who suffers injustice. Yet forgives thenthen!
Poor Andy, he's now a Jonathan
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The Jonas Brothers

An annoying boy band that consists of absolutely NO Straight-Guy fans..
They're only liked because every 10-16 year-old-girl/homo thinks that they're "uber hawtt!!"
Even though they forget the lyrics to a legend's song and don't have very much talent.. they still became extremely famous.. somehow..
The Jonas Brothers (Nick Jonas): Very superstitious, writings on the wall, very superstitious.. ummowajfios
Audience: *Hides laughter and disappointment*
by JonasBrothers=Queers July 17, 2009
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The Jonas Brothers

Three sexually confused brothers, who have no talent whatsoever.
They also are extremely unattractive and llok nothing alike.
Ew Hannah Montana is almost as bad as the Jonas Brothers!
by Bethy Ramone January 18, 2009
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Jonathan Cheechoo

A beastly hockey player in the NHL, plays for the San Jose Sharks. He wears the number 14. He's from a weird place in Canada called Moose Factory. He won the Maurice Rocket Richard Trophy in the 05-06 season with 56 goals. He had 5 hat tricks during the season as well. He holds Sharks franchise records for goals in a season, PP goals in a season, and hat tricks in a season. Since his 05-06 breakout season, his production has fallen posting 37 goals the following year, and 23 the year after that. GOOO SHARKS!!! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!!!
Randy Hahn:
Joe Thornton down the right boards, centers it for Cheechoo, Cheechoo shoots, HE SCORESSS!!! JONATHAN CHEECHOO!!!
by strategix88 April 8, 2009
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Jonathan

The coolest person in all of Guildwood, he is sooooo cool everyone should bow down to him. The only reason they dont is because its all old ppl in gwood and they cant bend over or they'll break their back. But they still try sumtimes...trust me
"I wish i was Jonathan"
"Jonathan is soooo cool"
" did u see the way Jonathan stayed cool even in the brink of major trouble"
"Jonathan is like the Fanze of Guildwood"
by John Smith_99 July 13, 2006
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nick jonas

An example of a eunich that entertains little boys and girls. He wears a purity ring as a testament for irony, for he desires all of the little children he preforms to. Legally, though, this is acceptable for he stands at the age of 15. The majority of his fangirls believe that they just may have a chance, that he'll abandon all religious vows he makes by his actions and wearing a purity ring and rip off her clothes.
Nick Jonas, you know you're not good when you look out into the crowd and the main color that you see is pink.
by OhMyGodAFlyingChinchilla March 6, 2008
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