Jon Jones

A juicy slut

Hey, it's only a picogram, that's like a pinch of ssalt in an olympic swimming pool, that's not cheating! - "a Jon Jones fan, probably."

by thatdude283 December 30, 2018

john jones

John Jones is the dull guy that you see at a party sniffing some girls hair. He is normal but odd and has no sense of humor. He also can sometimes resemble a blob fish.

Person 1: He is kinda a John Jones.
Person 2: Oh he is totally a John Jones!!!

by Dolphin Dancing May 31, 2016

Millie Jones

One of the biggest slags of all time. Lies about everything and even faked a pregnancy for attention. Did she get fucked by jack kelly? Who knows at this point the girls gotten on her knees for so many boys we’ve lost count at this point. Wears about 5 push up bras and her ass is not even big

That girl Millie Jones is a fat slag

by Keepdownlowessex April 12, 2020

Mike Jones

A Mike Jones is a person who sings and or raps saying their name 2 times every 5 seconds, ammounting to high stress levels to whos ears this "sound" may reach

Who? Mike Jones
my name is Mike Jones
i like to rap Mike Jones
Mike Mike Jones who mike jones

by Matt from PV PA April 15, 2006

Jim Jones

A rapper hailing from the notorius Harlem. Smart-businessman turned lyricist and video producer. Gulliest person in any hood.

Don't quote me man cause, i aint say sh**.- Jim Jones, Certified Gangsters

Thats for them ice-cream ni**as. pull up with the AK and lite them cream ni**as.- Jim Jones Purple City Gangsters

Put some crome to your soul and let it blow there they go.-Jim Jones Purple City Gansters

Now be advised we be them guys hundred G's on a ride, gun on me when I drive, gun on me when i ride
Cause of that envy and jealousy...- Jim jones Purple City Gangsters

by Alesia January 31, 2004

Lolo Jones

1). A wildly talented American Olympic Hurdler.
2). To be epically skilled at something.

ex:
Me-Do you want dinner?
Friend- Can you cook?
Me- Oh, I've got skills. Lolo Jones skills nigga!

by Mr. Shickadance September 26, 2010

Serious Jones

When someone is getting too serious with you or isn't serious enough about a situation.

Damn bitch don't get all serious jones with me,fuck.
Yo, I don't think you're being serious jones about this.

by Eric Ike September 4, 2008